Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...