Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...