Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...