Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !