Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...