Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...