Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...