It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...