Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...