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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.