What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!