Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...