A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...