Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...