Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
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Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...