A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...