Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...