Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Trick or Treat!
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Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...