Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...