A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...