The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...