Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...