Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...