The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...