Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!