Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...