Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...