Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...