Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...