Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.