What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Would you please do me a favor?
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The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!