Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
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A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...