Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...