Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...