A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...