Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...