The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!