He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....