Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...