Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.