THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...