Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...