Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...