A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...