Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...