Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Where is Jesus?
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Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!