Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...