Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...