blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...