Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...