Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...