Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...